imagine this couple trying to get married...the priest/pastor announces that part ''....if there is anything anyone thinks that these two shouldnt be joined in Holy Matrimony, please speak now or forever hold your peace''
then there stands a random woman carrying child, walking towards the alter...
the to be bride collapses and the to be groom collapses too!
finally, the woman approaching the front seats saying, eli emabegga tetuwurira!
(directly translated; the priest/pastor was not audible enough for the back benchers)
i hope you haven't heard this joke before, but it was to cheer you up, i know you have it heavy in your heart.
The Grace of God is with you and your family. . .hang in there.
xo
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ReplyDeletehehehe..it killed me! but why did the to-be groom collapse?
ReplyDeleteMaybe he thought madam had a ka kid somewhere tihihihihi
ReplyDeleteha ha ha. . .hoona!He must have thought that was one of his many children he abandoned at conception?.
ReplyDeleteoh sweetie..thxs..lol.. this cracked me up..lol.. you know how to cheer a girl up :-)
ReplyDeleteI told the story to the guys at work and they couldnt stop laughing....lol
hehe...that couple totally deserves each other!
ReplyDeletei am glad it lightened you up!